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Chad B's Top Ten things you don't want to hear from your TV calibrator...

10.  I'm DIY certified!

9.  If it goes out of calibration, just give it a little kick.

8.  Is there anything to eat around here?

7.  I'm just as good as Chad B!

6.  Relax... You are getting very sleepy... When I snap my finger, you will wake up and your TV will have the best picture you've ever seen...

5.  Meter?  What meter?  I don't need no stinkin' meter!

4.  My dog ate my instructions.

3.  Guaranteed to have your TV looking perfect in 90 minutes or less!

2.  These TV come perfectly calibrated from the factory; just make sure to put it in "Vivid" mode.

1.  Oops...  Did I do that???